I'm the retard of year 2009.

Why?!

Coz....

First, I left my LG Chocolate inside my locker before I left my workplace.

Reason: I don't know. Ended up feeling insecured the whole night :S

Secondly, I have to wait for 2 weeks before I get a copy of Breaking Dawn.

Reason: I was trying out with Twilight to see if I will get addicted. Yes, I'm addicted and decided to get the rest as well. As usual, being a retard, yours truly didn't bring enough $$ and am lazy to walk a few more steps to the ATM, which is located right outside Kinokuniya :S Only have sufficient money to bring back 2, so I left out Breaking Dawn. Smartly thinking that I will be able to getit yesterday since there're stocks left. Kanasai. When I go back on the 2nd, they told me only Twilight and New Moon available. The rest...OUT OF STOCK!! Today, I went back again to reserve the book, they told me only Twilight left. The rest...OUT OF STOCK again. Mahai, these people got nothing else to do is it? Go and buy something else to read lah...Why must buy Breaking Dawn??

Now, I have to wait for 2 weeks..

How can I survive?? Help me.....